How have I not written a Star Wars poem yet? Some "Galaxy Far Far Away" rhymes that came to mind at the self checkout today!
We all dream we're a Skywalker
But we’re mostly all just Jek.
Bursting into inglorious flames
Across the steel of the Death Star’s deck.
No fanfare and no medal waiting
When we reach adventure's end.
Just the memory of a moment's courage
In the hearts of aging friends.
